SoCalTraffiCast

Edgar and Tim commute over 100 miles a day to their position as Funeral Directors in Souther California. This podcast is an outake of their lives and unique perspective of the more trivial aspects of family, friends, commuting, marketing, business, life and death. We don't make any profound acclamations of stupendous intelligence here only that this is our opinions, many times terribly different. Join us on our ride, we only include the best parts of our conversation and try to have as many guest speakers as possible as not to bore you. Besides haven't you always wanted to be a bug in POS Hyundai Sonata going 5 miles an hour on a So Cal freeway with two crazy people.

Wednesday, Oct 24, 2007

Welcome VeggieCedes - Oct 22, 2007 - Episode #043

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We had no congruincy
we've been going for 10 days
the new car runs 7 days a week
VeggieCedes
a 300SD Turbo Diesel
Mercedes
some Mythbusting
diesel economy myths
Mythbusters kicked me off the site
Your car will make enough Hydrogen to run the car
Perpetually
an online myth
Physics won't allow it
Mythbusters Forum's consipiracy theory
wonders why we're not running on Hydrogen
get huge ratings
look at that car
the 300z
Banned from the forum
2nd law of Physics
what should we name her
1983 Mercedes Turbo Diesel
saw one online that 60 mpg
biofuel
water injector
hydrogen maker
electrolysis machine
top fuel dragsters
"The VeggieNator"
Swartzenagger
Volkswagon Diesel
Californians view of deiesls are very negative
Slowsky, Betsy and Kris
1/2 the amount of decibles
not decible challenged
All of California is on Fire
15fwy is closed
It doesn't rain her in California anymore
According to Al Gore
they are much worse than 3 years ago
firefighters hospitalized
20 homes destroyed in Arrowhead
Arrowhead on fire
We'll call him Sandy
Get your stuff out of the house and leave
we can't get out of here
one way in and one way out
Forrest Falls
drop you in a care package of contracts
broke all the bikes
everything is getting easier
China parts
no parts for you
there's a little resentment
part for yamaha
buy your cheap ass parts elsewhere
that one issue you can't get the bike started with the new parts
well I know i'm right
I'm not the Macgyver guy
they got a starter
everything is in celsius
cupholders inside the glovebox
is for the Dijonaise
Grey Poupon holder
it's real wood
trucks are blowing over everywhere
wind ripped the roof off
french fries
Cede Lady
SlowCedes
DrippyCedes
like a jetfighter
little slobbery around the corners of her mouth
for thirty years he had a dream
sailing around the world
Hawaii
Fiji
Baja
miss your chance you don't get them back
no secon chance
it all doesn't matter
you get everything you could ever desire
you couldn't go to heaven and not be content
give up my career in pro skating
skimboarding
half pipe skating
allie
360's
skaterdudes
i like zion national park
3 day canyoneering class
rockclimbing
harnesses
you should have been a life coach
hike up Mt. Whitney
I'll be learning how to scuba dive
lead weights
just let yourself go
someday I want to go to fiji

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Wednesday, Oct 10, 2007

SoCalTraffiCast - September 10th, 2007 - 042

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Tim's Show

Edgar pulling a Tim and hogging the spotlight
it was a big weekend
I got shut out on Friday
Couldn't go sailing
vmuth
Catalina 28

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Monday, Oct 08, 2007

SoCalTraffiCast - Oct 8, 2007- Episode #042

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Edgar's got Motorcycles
BMS Motorsports
trying to rent a trailer
like buying a car
totally blew the mood
Tried to go to desert
Glen Helen
Nissan Xterra

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Thursday, Sep 27, 2007

SoCalTraffiCast - Sept 7 2007 - Episode #041

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No show notes today, just another day of two funeral directors, a commute to work or home, and really awefull comedy

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Tuesday, Sep 18, 2007

SoCalTraffiCast - Sept 18, 2007 - Episode #040

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Wow, casual conversations folks. Nothing like to FD's riding home tired and irritable trying to make comedy. I think we just yelled at each other all the way. This one's good, enjoy.

Show Notes:

Dow Jones Blows up
Ben Bernacke drops the rate
What the fed rate is
dow will go up
when it comes to markets
day trading
it's a beast
was that good
2.5% on your money compounded daily
100 dollars in a year

Do you think they should pray and study the bible in school
public school
college
Redlands crest
loosing music class
Religious class after school
christian clubs
cancel science
Muslim class
Bhuddist Class
Scientology

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Monday, Sep 10, 2007

SoCalTraffiCast - 09/06/2007 Evening - Episode 039

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This is the Afternoon edition of the previous episode

At lunch today
if i heard us
i'm sure we were gay
sales secretery

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Thursday, Sep 06, 2007

SoCalTraffiCast - 09/06/2007 - Episode 038

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Straight to post episode, no editing, no nothing. Here we go.

What was that diddy
you were late
I didn't get my five days
I hate rich white people
go to San Clemente
See Dana Point to the Military Base
go up the hill, go up the other hill, go to the top of the hill
sold the Lmeans
They're buying in South El Monte
Garden Grove
People are going to get pissed
i did twice the amount of atneeds
you have ants in the car
sonatants
dentists are crooks
10 year guarantee on fillings
not covered because I didn't pay for it
caught his first fish
man overboard
out of san diego
no wind
next time i tell the story it's going to be 18"
cemetery for Hobie Cats
abandoned them there

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Friday, Aug 31, 2007

SoCalTraffiCast - 8/9/07 - Episode #037

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what's el tarde ?
it's no el noche
no word for afternoon
you're doing that dance
think of you
shemale
latin crossdressing goddess
what's her name?
finger behind the hand
nobody ever waits for her
like Jack, or Johson, or Jerry
there was a guy
he was moving in on my lady
my lady was dressed right up today
we're on the tranny show again
this is not a kid show
I know she's a she
how many transvestites are phone sex operators
same but shorter
went on a race on a 48 foot Beneteau
we were confused about how was starting
difference classes start at different times.

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Sunday, Aug 26, 2007

A Good friend and funeral director dies, Edgar harbors a Ferret

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SoCalTraffiCast - August 6, 2007 - Episode #036

Who's sitting a ferret
aren't those illegal
selling the lemans
rust in the chassis
on a motorcycle
on the way to sturgess
killed
funeral directors don't know how to react

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Friday, Aug 10, 2007

August 1st, 2007 Dow Sells, change the keyboard fluid

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SoCalTraffiCast - August 1st, 2007 - Episode #034

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Show notes

Last show before our double weekend
Dow Jones purchase by Murdock
He made a lot of money on the A-Team
So the stock markets been sold
Could you make a reference from the 21st century
Behind the screen there's a camera
Change the keyboard fluid
I've heard that with the V-Chip
Plan out the Garage
Sell the Lemans
No seat belts
I got to weld stuff
Cruisin' down the street in m 64
Slappin the Bitches and Hittin the Ho's
48' Beneteau Racing Sloop

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Tuesday, Aug 07, 2007

July 31, 2007, The Deitist and Death

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SoCalTraffiCast - July 31, 2007 - Episode #033

An open discussion about a Deitist, Military man who is dealing with his wife dying of cancer with no religion. Check out the link to the featured podcast:

http://www.skepticality.com/index.php

Show Notes:

You only had two things to do today
it's not in the file
it's right here
just trying to move on
I'm an Aetheist but I'm not
Deitist
a spark that started everything that's in the universe
Deitist, dealt with wife's death
part of the 9/11 national guard
army corpse of engineers

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Wednesday, Aug 01, 2007

July 28, Where's my head at?

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SoCalTraffiCast - July 28th, 2007 - Episode #032

Mitch's leaving
Fandangoing
We are out parteein'
I'm frustrated with myself
A Beautiful Melges M20 Scow
Out of small boats Hobie's
I'll tell you how crazy you are
and a MacGregor 25

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Sunday, Jul 29, 2007

Mitch's Last Show, "Really"

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SoCalTraffiCast - 07/27/07 - Episode #032 - Show Notes

Mitch's Dad's new computer
Sushi Massage
Mitch Special
A little lemon water with whatever you drink
a small asian girl with sushi in all the right places
Fushion Bar
we're founding clientele
Checking out a Kia Sorento
Sailboat is built
did you get banned from the forums
promised to stop posting pictures of my ass
i thought they needed a widescreen
got into her apple account
they blew up another computer and car
that's it in the e-cave
nothing but CFM's spewing out the back of it
sent him a ticket in the mail
1966 GTO

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Friday, Jul 27, 2007

Mitch's Last Hurrah

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SoCalTraffiCast - 07/25/07 - Episode #031

Our good friend and occassional co-host "Mitch" is moving on to a new company and will now longer be joing us in the "Carpool Lane." He'll be greatly missed but it's a great opportunity.

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Thursday, Jul 26, 2007

"Corn Rows" and "Mormon Missionaries"

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SoCalTraffiCast - 7/23/07 - Episode #030

Tim just got back from vacation, and decided to build a boat.

Edgar almost gets shot by "Mormon Missionaries"

I miss the Hyundai.

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Monday, Jul 23, 2007

Is she a man or a woman, doesn't matter I just want a haircut

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SoCalTraffiCast - 7/10/07 - Episode #029

Edgar's happy to let me take the chair when he thinks the hairstylist might be a tranny.

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Friday, Jul 20, 2007

A friends harrowing skimboarding ride

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SoCalTraffiCast - Date Recorded 06/03/07 - Episode #027

A friend Peter, and I discuss how post 30 year olds that haven't prepared their bodies to do crazy activities like skimboarding can really hurt themselves.

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Tuesday, Jul 17, 2007

I'm a Rockstar, At the drive in movies

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SoCalTraffiCast - 07/07/07 - Episode #027

Driving with the Rockstar Energy Drink and Tim reviews his Drive In Movie experience

Rubidoux Drive In Movie Theater

Rockstar Energy Drinks Rule

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Friday, Jul 13, 2007

Edgar needs a Hobby

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SoCalTraffiCast - 6/29/07 - Episode #026

Edgar needs a change everyone, what's a good hobby?

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Wednesday, Jul 11, 2007

Sailing is good for your health, NOT

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SoCalTraffiCast - 7/25/07 - Episode #025

Tim goes sailing and almost dies in Beaver Medical Clinic.

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Welcome to SoCalTraffiCast.com podcast page. Edgar and Tim work in the Funeral Industry and share they're views on Southern California Traffic, Life, Events, and whatever comes to mind while on they're 100 mile daily roundtrip commute in a 1995 Hyundai Sonata. Well at least we find it funny, we don't recommend this show for anyone who has a high threshold for comedy, we're just not that good. We're also podcasters and not writers so you won't find a lot of script here about us or about the shows, if you want to listen, listen. If you don't that's fine to we do this to entertain ourselves on our long boring commute. If you want to sponsor us please send an email to us and we will tell you where to drop the brown paper bag at.
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